The Honeymoon

Boudreaux and Marie got married. Boudreaux was a "man about town" so

to speak, but Marie was very naive and uninformed about the birds and

the bees.

Boudreaux was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off

for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack.

When Boudreaux was undressing Marie said, "Oh Boudreaux, what is that?"

Boudreaux, being very quick thinking, said, "Marie, I am the only man in the world with one of these." And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Marie was happy.

The next morning Boudreaux went off to work as usual. When he

returned home that evening, Marie was on the front porch obviously upset about

something.

"Boudreaux, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Thibodeaux the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too."

Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie, Thibodeaux is my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those."

Marie being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night. Boudreaux went off to work the next morning; and, when he returned home, Marie was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch.

Boudreaux said, "Marie, what is the matter now?"

"Boudreaux, you gave Thibodeaux the best one!!".